Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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