And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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