No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
