i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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