ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Shame is for Republicans.
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