What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
