It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We are two peas in an std pod
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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