what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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