My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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