As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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