I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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