i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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