drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize
