i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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