But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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