On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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