It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She's the barista slut.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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