I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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