so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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