garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My boob is missing a layer of skin
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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