How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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