just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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