the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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