so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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