he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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