The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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