Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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