her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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