Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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