This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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