Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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