if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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