Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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