school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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