turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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