awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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