ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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