i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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