I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
only you would photoshop your dick
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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