Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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