Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think I won the penis lottery.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I have already put on my inside pants.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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