Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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