Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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