She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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