I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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