The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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