I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
