Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize