so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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