Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
