Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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