K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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