Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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