Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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