What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
