pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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