On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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