im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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